Most cerdada of television history in 'Camp ... - 20minutos.es

Think for a moment on the floor of the toilet of a roadside bar, a gas station or a nightclub . Delicious?, Right?

Well, now think of sucking the essence of the soil (mainly yellow agüita) until you fully complete the bronchi . Makes alquitranarse lungs seem appetizing, huh?

Well, is what makes someone at Summer Camp. Award cerdada the year for them ! Gift, a trophy shaped coiled turd.

Karmele Anyway, while cleaning the toilets dressed as to fight nuclear war, found two cigarettes and a lighter hidden … BRUSH UNDER the toilet ! The Marina D’or from bacteria!!

hide it there, and then take them out, put them in their mouth and the smoke. Ah, the snuff, that innocent product can make a person a pig of St. Martin of acojonarse … (not all caaaaaasos).

Karmele On this discovery, did not hesitate to squeal like the girl repellent that let the teacher an apple on the table, threw many theories for the show last night, which certainly was exciting as a documentary on the life and times of a mandrel lice.

said were Naomi Montalvo or that Karmele itself had put it there to frame the first two, who had done Pont and his mother Monica to incriminate Montalvo, who was a member Team … lacked speculate that cigarettes were not really, but camouflaged microchips and Edward Snowden left them there to avoid the CIA and contained information U.S. intelligence and the whereabouts of the Holy Grail.

Funny, I just wrote Snowden and CIA in the same sentence and a van from a florist with an antenna on the roof just to park outside my house …

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Karmele: this woman is unbearable. Someone must have told by shiny things hanging over his face and the ears to look like a fair handing out raffle prizes makes him superior to others, and so she acts.

village lady (going to declare persona non grata at Summer Camp in Mombeltrán) was to teach them to make soap . For now Karmele pyrogen activity because not interested in shit.

And when they went to look for it and put it to remove the soap said why was not Mrs. (who was absent a moment) and that this was a punishment and what soap she purchase. You should think Karmele the daughter of a sheik in Mombeltrán catarí and do not know what a store.

“Nothing interesting this, do not know if they tell you,” said the poor lady Karmele. “ This is a punishment, are the days of washing machines ” I told Mrs. Karmele, better known as the Marquise whitish. White But, hey, the girl beside the curve seems to Celia Cruz.

Karmele

said yes, that was impossible all afternoon and apologized later. Joaquinito said he was fed up with the impertinence with people outside the camp. And if it was not going to have expelled a penalty. Apparently they planned to put it in the sun to see if burned like vampires life or cheesy shone like Edward.

But his accusations made both confess Naomi Montalvo as having smoked , but said recently that neither these particular cigars. They were punished with automatic nomination. If they decide the castles were the cómitres a galley rowed not nor Tato.

Karmele West would live in the house Bolton (geek reference sponsored by Game of Thrones and immigrants).

Another episode: Monica Jeyko James and began to throw a party in the paddock during the night and let her sleep with Sonia. And Sonia, after reaction of good cheer as would a hungry alligator with a chicken, decided to fly into a rage, destroying the fence like Godzilla in Tokyo and go tattle Sergeant Alonso.

That man is a saint. On the twenty-fifth time I woke up at dawn for fifteen bullshit. The day will this man a slaughter weapon at the camp and are not alive or cockroaches.

‘m sure this man regrets having left the Army. Rather be right now being tortured by enemy troops and be more comfortable. That cold blood, by God. When Mother Teresa of Calcutta Sergeant was angry Alonso called for the calm.

I live

said Jacobo said yes, that the fence has helped a little. Yes, hate to concentrate in a pen , I’d say. After they go in that area to a medium metes and gives an overdose of evil presences. In that soil zombies be created by spontaneous generation.

The fact is that by destroying the camp furniture (Sonia part broke while jumping over the fence and then kicked him which she never existed but we’ve seen all) has been punished to spend two full days rise on a platform of a square meter to several meters above the ground and in which there is only one chair.

Sonia emphasize a phrase: “I just spoke with Leonardo di Caprio to take me gasoline.” Yes, Sonia, do they have the voices in his head, that the same are the same pestles that tell you to take an ax and get confused in slashing.

We have been

four contestants and the four punished. This looks like a masochistic club . The day will Joaquinito wears black latex overalls and go to the camp with a red ball in his mouth and a whip in his hand.

KARMELE STREET AND THE 54% OF VOTES!

On the other hand, the mother of James sent him a message to your child through Monica Pont , announced Kiko Hernandez, better known as loving bear.

James said he would not reveal the message and Kiko Hernandez asked not to tell, that you respect. And Kiko ran alforjitas request by love and also revealed that it was Monica who told them the message. This woman has a big mouth care. bocachancla have never known that size. In the dictionary there is a picture of him next to the word snitch.

to fix it, the nobel prize Monica said he also has given a message from the bride choni. This woman is subtle intelligence. So subtle that neither can see it. We must suponérsela and only they do not shit in the parades.

The message was: “Be careful, because Jessica may have something out, Do not fall in love”. Chaaaaaaaaaaan, chaaaaaaaaaaaaan. The bride choni said no, that has nothing, who is not playing with James. Love in its purest form.

Monica

Pont’s mother became a cortecillo leg being in the VIP cabin and said that it disinfected Karmene in that cabin had been Pocholo. I’m Pocholo and tomorrow I’m putting a complaint in court.

But Monica’s mother scares, hey, who called the doctor as if you could get pregnant Pocholo intravenously. Come to think, I would have ordered the amputation and incineration of the member concerned.

saw a video of a karaoke party with them mounted. That way murder songs , for the love of god why is never SGAE when needed?. The worst was Esteban bailándole to Karmele to pollazo goes, pollazo comes. If the hook reaches the kill with a shove.

Game

immunity. Naomi Montalvo and could not participate, to be nominated for acknowledging having smoked .

The game was put them in the face with a slice of bologna (had all the earmarks of being the DIA) and no hands it had to eat. It was a hellish scene. Like watching a hyena devouring a dead bug while laughing.

In the first round, Stephen with James. Jacob cheated, so Stephen and immune won.

Second round: Jeyko against Sonia. Creepy. Only saw the bologna and mouth trying to bite the air with his tongue out to the frenulum moving from side to side. With these pictures you can ride a scary movie and make it half the world affright. They are put to Alien and lifetime trauma. Won Jeyko.

already on set first thing they did was to put his image Karmele with air panna cottas. Karmele said he was in the shade the day that made 42 degrees and fell asleep with his shirt up and dropped it . Nobody thought it was a stunt or was done expressly.

Already

conspiracy theorists who have stopped messing with the moon landing and begin to speculate on the veracity of Karmele tits. Mostly because Area 51 could be colored camouflage nipples for snow.

Are all nominees, except Jeyko and Stephen. Mostly because as nobody wanted to admit be the owner of the seized cigarettes all those nominated.

And so was the thing, folks.

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