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Ten television that put you against the ‘canis’

21 February 2014

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gandia shore

‘Pokeras’ on the verge of a nervous breakdown, ‘chonis’ bikini ‘canis’ fiction that tempt the back to their parents and others who like flirting between them with a bus as a backdrop. This is TV. idiot box in the literal sense of the word . The Philharmonic Orchestra of nonsense and amazement as synonymous with audiences.

talked about programs that could exemplify the motto ‘trash TV’ in the next edition of the dictionary. True masterpieces of the folly that they have built the granite base (disastrous) image we have of bringing gold, this urban tribe that inhabits the thousand names south of Madrid, Seville and Valencia town of Camas almost like concept ( which nobody) offense. In the nest of the Gürtel cathodic started our journey.

Gandia Shore

this ‘reality’ and his desire to shoot aversion toward viewer ‘chonis’ is ‘sagerao’, I would say the brazen lush Ylenia. Or Cuenca also say the two students who appeared before Parliament as paraphrasing quoting Quevedo. That’s Mark Spain and other embedded ads

mischief payroll program starts with the complaint to one of its participants, Cristina ‘Core’, for assaulting another girl coming out of a pub. “A minor incident,” said the brunette. Later, the mayor of Gandia himself had to stop the feet ‘Clavelito’, which was urinating in public (which did not explain what the hell is the ruler was watching the MTV …). And the list goes on …

chain has to blur the images that come out smoking for fear of a possible sanction, the Consumers’ Association Media advertising boycott call Catalonia, Valencian Parliament debated the royalty that the contest gives the municipality … Fortunately for all, especially for the ‘canis’ (they were not standing out well) at the end Gandia Shore was canceled. Will it continue?

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Hyperbole

applied to “this happens even in the best families” and “everywhere baked beans” with the ‘canis’ unleashed by way of more players. Best: I see it in your parent company. For two reasons. The first is that, compared with the examples that appear in the program, you’re going to look like the model child. The second is that the poor will believe what you are seeing and you have to remind you that it is the TV and everything is written in a script.

say that no people such as ‘Big Brother’ hovering over the face of the Earth, but wonder that the aggressiveness of the exhibit prison yard without fault on television and will not undertake to lashes with cameras.

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Women and men and vice versa

catalog ‘canis’ has passed before the eyes of Emma Garcia, and to a large part of the Spanish audience, there is everything: boys-like spending hours in the gym, girls fight “cockney” people “farruca” sets, as original insults like “carahuevo” and a long history ligoteos seasoned by the occasional dose of arrogance.

Within the wide range offered in this program, this time the ‘show’ that many saw but few admit to having seen, could be considered as the ‘canine’ for ‘Women and men and vice versa’. A poor ‘suitor’ ready to woo a demanding and exquisite ‘tronista’ lasts seconds in the contest after ensuring that the man was coming to conquer “It tó good.” Apparently, Álvaro, the ‘tronista’ is not very fond of expressions that have not come from the pen of Pablo Neruda and, of course, when the poor girl said “cousin” dug his own grave. But what did he want? The girl speaks thus: “shuprimo”, “shurmano”. And there’s more.

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neighborhood Princesses

Just seeing the enthusiasm with which these girls attending a concert by Camela one can get an idea of ??the high level on the scale ‘canine’ of the stars of ‘Princesses neighborhood’. Although it may seem a parody of the world ‘choni’ This program of Sixth had little fiction. Iratxe, Marta, Paquita and Jessica were the stars of a reality show showing the daily life of these four antithesis of Carmen Lomana.

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Next

desktop television was never so delusional. A handful of actors pretending to be social outcasts third and pretending to compete for a hearty prize … About 30 euros on the best! And that’s assuming I manage to maintain a conversation for 30 minutes and that the creature in question did not give them pumpkins and reciting humiliating, barely, a joke of the worst kind. Next!

course, as the 50 notes reveal no hair, there is a second option. The winner, if Cupid, the writers and the stars align, you can let the dust settled that night (always hypothetical) without bothering to go to a disco.

Meanwhile, inside the bus, discards the ‘protagonist’ (to call it somehow) be engaged in broth in a stimulating exercise in betrayal, envy, anger and other appropriate values ??for the viewer are always misunderstood ingratiate with urban tribe poligoneros.

Patricia’s Diary

‘canis’ and ‘chonis’ are just one of the many claims of ‘talk-show’ copyright surviving master of ceremonies all. For the chairs Patricia Gaztañaga, Yolanda Vazquez, Juan y Medio and Sandra Daviu have paraded ‘geeks’, ‘e have’, grandparents pissed, scorned women, happy grandmothers, horned men and all possible combinations of these characters and others with as much or Flip over television.

But the undisputed stars are the ‘pokeros’ and ‘pokeras’ which usually put the spark of aggression and bad milk when the program needs a boost ratings.

Mójate

The only program

here forcing our friends to leave at home their precious and dazzling golds and exchange them for a half leg swimsuits or bikinis almost invisible. Worst of Ibiza in a television format that would back up the graphics.

pace of summer songs, bachata and some electronics, latinas with sculpted bodies and hips blandiblú took turns with ‘chonis’ manual and other ‘party people’ dancing Kamasutra postures tested on a trampoline pool. Unique (or so we hope).

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Connection Samanta

six seasons, how many things has taught us Samanta Villar in your program? In one of them lived with a peculiar group of young people who showed him what is “true spirit” cani “‘. Yes, garnished with absurd amounts of money: luxury tracksuits, wacky hairstyles and gold, much gold. Who has not ever been on the streets with gold two thousand euros between fingers

Stray

“You always have to go flat, if not not worth it.” A whole definition of poligonera philosophy, with which delights us this time a classic Spanish television show when the wildlife that exists across and throughout the world. Although it is a great mistake to generalize, it appears that four reporters were met with more than one group of ‘canis’ for which the party is no party without drugs. And of course, no music hardcore or dance with anyone without prior physical preparation can dance to.

crown jewels

note, we ended the list with a historical fact. This program was nothing more and nothing less than the anthem of the south of Madrid. The worst part is that the ‘Lega Lega Parla Parla’ came to be famous and was sung by more than one during the summer of 2010.

The program was not wasted. In short, the ‘reality’ was to bring together representatives of twelve young cream of society to reeducate. In this particular school, led by Carmen Lomana copy, the ‘canis’ receiving protocol classes, history, manners, etc.. Everything you need to face the challenge of polishing these diamonds in the rough.

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